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6/8/2004

Help save L’il Johnny!

Link to Aquarium Adventure

Ok, Turdhead.com is finally on the air. Not with a bang, but with the sad, pathetic whimper of a foolhardy third-grader trapped in a tank full of piranha. And with that, we give you…

http://www.turdhead.c...s-aquarium-adventure/

Don't forget to visit Li'l Johnny's Bait Shop for all the latest Li'l Johnny gear!

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3 Responses to “Help save L’il Johnny!”

  1. YEEAAAAHHHH!!!! 115000, baby! Whoohoo! I rock! All right, I need to take my Straterra…”sorry.” Maybe I’ll stop posting stupid stuff now…


  2. Why won’t the help arrive? Why, oh why won’t it arrive? Johnny seems especially delicious to pirahanna.


  3. i think its scary
    if u just let the piranas eat him and listen to him scream it gives u goosebump
    its scary



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