Will the brain-dead assclowns at http://www.poker-rooms-777.com (or all the other spam-infested Empire Poker sites) please stop spamming Turdhead.com?

I'm not ENCOURAGING anybody to hurt anyone; I'm just saying how nice it would be if these spammers were to stop on their own accord before somebody DID publish their home address and ask people to do Very Bad Things™ to them.

Their automated scripts keep spamming every blog on the net, and while none of you SEE the spam here (I moderate comments for a reason), I spend

a great deal of my time deleting it from my servers. So they use my server space and my time to peddle their illegal gambling sites to my readers, who have no use for it.

And in my free time, I just work on my voodoo skills. Damn them all…

ADDENDUM: The idiots at www.refinance-mortgage-com.com (which has to be one of the lamest URLs ever) are also guilty of said blog spamming. I hate them too, and I hope their houses are repossessed. Perhaps even by demons.

I'd love to tell you for whom to vote, but I don't want it to sound like an endorsement. After all, who wants to be endorsed by a Web site called Turdhead.com? I know who I'm voting for, and I'm actually looking forward to it.

But if you are still undecided… just think about the things that are important to you, and take a look (quickly)

to see who best represents your ideas on those issues. After all, the United States is still a representational democracy; so, in theory at least, our leaders are supposed to represent us as much as possible. Or at least, not make us look like complete assholes.

See you on Wednesday, and may the best candidate's attorneys win!