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12/15/2004

Actionscript Calendars added to online store

Filed under: by VeryVito at 11:35 am — [Tag on del.icio.us]

By popular request, and just in time for the new year, we've added a new item to our ActionScript Jabberwocky wares: A calendar print featuring the AS Jabberwocky. Whether you or your favorite nerd flash away the hours in a cubicle, at home, or in a neighborhood coffee shop, it's the perfect size for any Flash geek's lair. Try one on today!

Click here for all your ActionScript Jabberwocky needs. (And yeah, we realize it's getting a little ridiculous now; we promise to shut up eventually… Perhaps.)

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12/6/2004

The perfect gifts for Flash geeks

Filed under: by VeryVito at 7:43 pm — [Tag on del.icio.us]

With the holidays upon us, we'd like to offer a few gift suggestions for the Flash designer/ActionScript geek on your list (*ahem*). These are presented in no particular order, but of course, as with all good lists, there are 10 of them…

Oh, who are we kidding??!! Sure, I could pretend to have thoughtfully picked out 10 perfect gifts, but the sad truth is, we just thought it might be a good idea to remind you of the ONE (1) perfect gift for the Flash programmer on your list: The ActionScript Jabberwocky poster, T-shirt or coffee mug from Turdhead.com.

We're still not sure why, but the

ActionScript Jabberwocky has been a hit among Flash professionals this year. From SlashDot to USAToday, this "repurposed" poetic piece made its way all over the Web last summer.

So if you don't have your copy yet (or if your favorite Flasher still doesn't have one), stop by the Turdhead.com store today. Many items are on sale just for the holidays!

Shamefully yours,
VeryVito

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12/5/2004

So far, www.texas-holdem-i.com owes me $27,000

Turdhead.com now has a new advertising policy that we hope will better serve our friends in the spamming community. In the past, we've simply deleted unsolicited advertising from our comments section, but apparently, this has not hampered the spamming community from keeping us busy, regardless. Thus, beginning today, we will glady store and publish ALL commercial messages submitted to our comments board for the reasonable fee of $1,000 per message per day.

Keep in mind that submission of unsolicited commercial advertising constitutes acceptance of this new policy, and billing will commence upon acceptance — NOT upon publication, which will commence only once payment is recieved.

To protect our readers from such nuisance advertising, we will also make every effort to collect on this debt, as we cannot afford to provide storage space for unsolicited ads or provide a free advertising service for cheap, unscrupulous and/or ass-brained Web spam operators (such as those submitting spam for

www.texas-holdem-i.com, www.pokerpartyonline.com and several other companies).

Happy holidays, and we look forward to servicing you hard!

–The management

(Of course, valid non-commercial comments are always free and welcome!)

ADDENDUM: This new system works great! Apparently, the folks at www.online-poker-333.com have decided it's worth more than $40,000 for them to advertise on Turdhead.com. As soon as they pay their bill, we look forward to "unhiding" their important messages, too!

ADDENDUM x 2: To see how this spam crap is affecting others, too, take a look at the following blogs as well:


JesseWarden.com

LordAlex 's MX Blog

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12/2/2004

Vote for Li’l Johnny!!!

Dunno how, but somehow Li'l Johnny's Aquarium Adventure wound up as a nominee for the 2004 Office Attachments Awards presented by Yahoo! UK & Ireland. I'll admit I don't know what this means exactly, but I'd sure appreciate it if everybody would go here

and vote for Aquarium Adventure!

The competition is stiff, I'll admit, and I'm just honored to be listed… But winning would kinda rock, too.

Thanks again, everybody, and remember, help save Li'l Johnny!.

Links:
Li'l Johnny's Aquarium Adventure

Yahoo's voting booth

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