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9/22/2005

How did we get to be No. 1 on everyone’s list of “Sites we hate?”

I'm often curious about what people are looking for when search engines send them to Turdhead.com, so I tend to look at the site's log reports pretty regularly. I was recently surprised — and a little alarmed — to find that more than a few people are ending up here after typing "Sites we hate" into their Google search boxes!

Even more troubling: Turdhead.com is the first thing that shows up when one enters the phrase on both Google and MSN.

It took me a while to realize that "Sites we hate" is actually the heading of one of our less-used article categories, so it does in fact show up on every page of Turdhead, and we do actually have a lot of content filed under the header.

Maybe we should change our focus from "whatever the hell it is now" to "Sites we hate?"

Not that it matters: Whatever we decide to focus our sights on, we won't end up talking much about it anyway.

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2 Responses to “How did we get to be No. 1 on everyone’s list of “Sites we hate?””

  1. Well, I hate this site. And I hate the operator. You smell of cheese. Goat cheese. And that is wrong.

    Editor’s note: This person is obviously insane, and is most likely a terrorist. We must not let him win.


  2. I would like to see Turdhead eat a bug. Or something.

    Editor’s note:Turdhead will be enjoying an outdoor music festival for the next four days. I expect many bugs to be eaten by the end of it.



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