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11/30/2005

The coolest invention ever: Teen-ager repellent

Filed under: by VeryVito at 1:11 am — [Tag on del.icio.us]

Yeah, I know I'm getting old, but, this article fills me with newfound hope for a better tomorrow. An inventor from Wales has discovered the holy grail for old farts like me: A "brown noise" of sorts, that literally repels teen-agers and leaves us old farts be.

Check it out here.

Oh, wait… Can I, as a flash developer who makes his living on the Web, really spurn the teen generation today? I mean… Never mind. Carry on, youth! And disregard the ambient noise.

Ah, what a brave new world, that hath such people in it…

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