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5/26/2006

My site is very cognitive, and i have a good future

Filed under: by VeryVito at 6:09 pm — [Tag on del.icio.us]

It's true. I have hundreds of unsolicited, unread and unpublished comments from people — and no doubt, machines — who tell me so every day. They apparently think that by stringing together random words and phrases they've stolen from other people's private data files, they'll fool the spam filters and get their important ads for Viagra and hardcore erotic comics (what the hell?) out to the world.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate spam and the miserable, soulless little sh*t-eaters who send it?

Isn't there some way we can legalize voluntary manslaughter just for these twits?

I'm just sayin'…

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5/23/2006

My other Web site is a Volvo (and it just made “Make”)

Filed under: by VeryVito at 1:10 pm — [Tag on del.icio.us]

An article I recently posted on another site just found its way into geek-chic Make Magazine's blog for Do-It-Yourself-ers'. As a geek-for-all-seasons, I can't help but be tickled about this.

The article includes plans for a "ramp pit" that allows easy access to the underside of one's automobile. When built

correctly — and used with caution and a willingness to lose a limb or two in the quest for automotive Nirvana — the ramp works out well. Still, most code monkeys — including me — should not try building this at home! I just posted it here to scream "Look at me!" to the two people who are tired of waiting for a May update to Turdhead.com

So, um… look at me! Again.

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