5/26/2006
My site is very cognitive, and i have a good future
It's true. I have hundreds of unsolicited, unread and unpublished comments from people — and no doubt, machines — who tell me so every day. They apparently think that by stringing together random words and phrases they've stolen from other people's private data files, they'll fool the spam filters and get their important ads for Viagra and hardcore erotic comics (what the hell?) out to the world.
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate spam and the miserable, soulless little sh*t-eaters who send it?
Isn't there some way we can legalize voluntary manslaughter just for these twits?
I'm just sayin'…


