She said “Yes!”

I caught one!
I caught a keeper!
(And no, ambulance that’s not the actual ring.)

When I was 11 years old, I had no idea where life was going to take me.

Regardless, I’m absolutely certain that the 11-year-old that I once was would be proud — nay, deliriously ecstatic! — to know that the older, wiser me would one day announce my engagement to a beautiful woman (a middle-school teacher, no less!) on the front page of a publication called Turdhead.com.

So here it is: I’m getting married. I officially asked this weekend, and she officially said yes.

Somehow I doubt my fiancee’s inner 11-year-old ever dreamed she’d see such an announcement under the “Turdhead.com” banner (or be happy about it, if she did), but hey, her adult self is well aware of what she’s getting into. And besides, she’s pretty cool.

And if she’s still speaking to me after she sees this, the 11-year-old in me is looking forward to a long and happy life with her.

Stay tuned for details!

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16 thoughts on “She said “Yes!””

  1. W00t! Congratulations!!! I’m sure the 11 year old in me (who never knew either of your 11 year old selves) is literally pooping his pants for joy!

    Oh wait…that’s not the 11 year old…brb

  2. Congrats Man, im 16 and i wonder a lot about where life will take me too.. But forget me CONGRATS MAN , may you too live happily forever and ever 🙂 Way To GO!

  3. Are you kidding? What woman wouldn’t be proud to see her engagement announced on a site like turdhead.com?! Congrats!

  4. My 11-year-old self and 31-year-old self are both grinning ear to ear! I am the luckiest girl in the whole world!
    Love you MOST!

  5. Congratulations! You two really should send out traditional announcements — my job depends on it! 😉 At least until the US Postal Service figures out how to start charging for emails.

    We’re all so very happy for you both! How awesome! Please call us sometime so that we can all get together. Again, congratulations!!! We love you guys! God bless you both!

    Love,
    Leslie, Emily and Nicholas

  6. Mike-Congrats, I had lunch with your sis and she informed me of the news and of this site–Good on both–Best wishes to you both & on both–Eastern Weekly Dorrie–ps, send me a bill for the 2 pennies

  7. Congrats! We are so very happy for you!! Can’t wait to come and visit for the festivities!! North Cakalakie here we come!

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  9. Congratulations! Blind people could see it coming, but it’s wonderful to see it arrive 🙂 I’m sure you two will have a long, beautiful life together.

    P.S. Stay 11; puberty was hell to go through the first time. A second time would just be dumb.

  10. Hey Mike! You’re gonna marry the girl next door. Congrads to both you and thanks for turning up the pressure.

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