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11/21/2007

AutoStacks Redux: Making Leopard work another way…

Several people have been asking for a slightly modified version of AutoStacks since we released the little utility this month, so I figured I'd revisit the tool today.

In its original incarnation, AutoStacks moved selected files to a new folder and created a new Leopard "Stack" by adding the folder to the right-hand side of the dock. This is the way I expected Apple's Stacks functionality to work out-of-the-box, but apparently, others have their own ideas as to how Stacks should act: In particular, many people seem to want their Stacks to contain aliases to existing files, rather than the files themselves.

Not to begrudge these people, I've made some changes to AutoStacks that should appease both camps: Starting with version 0.2, AutoStacks will now prompt the user upon first use as to which way they would like to have it behave from then on (move the files, or create aliases to them).

After the first use, it will assume you always want it to behave the same way, and it will refrain from asking again until you decide it's time for a change; On the off chance you change your mind, you can always double-click the AutoStacks application icon (i.e., launch it without dragging files to it), and it will be happy to ask you again.

Oh! And I almost forgot… Thanks to the the original creator of a nice set of overlay icons and information provided by these fine folks, I've also added an extra icon to each new AutoStack to help restore some order to your AutoStacked dock. Hope you enjoy the extra touch!

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3/3/2006

Holy $#*!, they’re playing it??

Imitation of Carl
A German-speaking Web show host imitates Carl from Turdhead.com's "Guess Which Hand" game in this video roundup of Web anomalies today. Thanks www.ehrensenf.de, although we have no idea what you're saying.

You never know how people are going to respond to things you post on the internet. Last week, I was running behind and fretting about what to do for a February Flash game (I'm bound by the Law of New Years to post at least one each month), and I jokingly told one of my coworkers, "At this rate, 'Find the Fish' or 'Guess which hand?' is starting to sound good enough." Fast forward a few days, and suddenly "Guess Which Hand?" (admittedly, still a dumb idea) was a reality. It took about six hours to complete start-to-finish.

So I posted "Guess Which Hand" featuring "Carl the Bus Stop Guy" just before midnight on Feb. 28 and faded off to sleep, ashamed but satisfied that I'd made my deadline. I didn't bother announcing it or notifying any of the usual weblog aggregators of its existence.

The next morning, Carl had set a record for "least visited post on Turdhead… ever." In fact, only 18 people had bothered to come check out Carl's lonely game during the night. So I felt bad for him, and dropped a note on MilkandCookies.com announcing his arrival.

A day later, the logs looked healthier, but lackluster — as could be expected, Carl was getting about 1/2 the traffic January's game, Cosmic Bounce, had seen from a similar link. And perhaps also as expected, the reviews on MilkandCookies ranged from "Total crap" to "Whatever."

But then something happened. Something amazing. Something that forced me to buy more bandwidth access and question my very existence.
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1/24/2006

Why Flash still beats everything else on the Web (or “How I spent my weekend on the Web”)

Filed under: by VeryVito at 1:27 pm — [Tag on del.icio.us]

It's been a while since I dabbled in developing Web interfaces using anything but Flash, and now I remember why: Everything else just sucks.

Having recently redesigned Turdhead.com's look and feel, I have renewed my love affair with Flash: Web designs that look just like I intended no matter what browser the user chooses to use.

Ever since Sun showed off its Hot Java browser as a multimedia alternative to the popular NCSA Mosaic in the 1990s, there's been no such thing as a true HTML Web standard — at least not in the sense that there is one thing you can do that any browser should be able to render consistently as you intended.

You can talk about such imaginary standards all day long, and the W3 Consortium can pretend they actually exist, but after 12 years of waiting for them to show up, I'm fairly convinced that no two browsers will ever render the same markup code — whether its HTML, XHTML, CSS or LMNOP — in the same way.

Sure, you can code your way around these "standards" by picking a few you like and writing bloated code that identifies, second-guesses and coerces each browser and shows it one of 18 different layouts depending on what User Agent the browser sends the server (assuming, of course, the browser does such a thing; one must never assume it actually will, though). But why???

Screw markup languages, their standards bodies and the vendors that choose to ignore them. Screw their limitations and screw their promises.

I'm going back to Flash. A few people may not be able to see it at all, but those who do will see exactly what I want 'em to see. And screw the rest.

Yes, it's another rant, and one that's been often repeated over the years. I'm tired, fed up and ticked off. I'd usually blame Microsoft and Internet Explorer, but who's to say their fake standards are any worse than anyone else's? (OK, I will, but regardless…) Dammit, I like Flash.

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12/8/2005

TiVo: THIS is the best product out there???

Filed under: by VeryVito at 6:40 pm — [Tag on del.icio.us]

I'm too angry to write anything approaching coherence right now, so I'll fill in the details later. For now, I'll just post a quick opinion piece in case you, too, are planning to give a TiVo unit for Christmas this year: I absolutely hate this f!$%^ing thing.

More to the point, I'm having a hard time recalling a more disappointing and frustrating experience with any product to date. A hell of a lot of promise, but only with the right secret combination (or, of course, a POTS line, which I was prepared to expect for the initial setup, but was not willing to have installed for everyday use).

Thanks to everyone who responded to my recent questions concerning TiVo vs. ReplayTV, but for ReplayTV's sake, I sure hope many of you were wrong: I unpacked my new TiVo three days ago, and so far it's seemed the worst implementation of a great idea I've ever seen (And that includes Microsoft's Plug-and-Pray and Verizon's Bluetooth plan!).

Or rather, it's the worst implementation of an idea I have yet to see.

Long story short: I don't have the time to hang out at yard sales and swap meets comparing serial numbers on used USB adapters just to find all the obsolete, out-of-production networking components one needs to actually

make this damned thing work. Why a land line? No Vonage? And why will the Linksys WUSB11 Versions 1 & 2 work, but not the available Linksys adapter, version 4? (And for the record, 3 is iffy!) And why the Belkin 6050 but not the 7050? And the D-link 122, but not the D-link G122? Just how "universal" is your Universal Serial Bus, TiVo?

And has anybody at the company ever heard of a frickin' RJ45 jack? I understand some people use 'em for networking these days.

Oh well, the TiVo's back in the box for now, and I'll be calling TiVo service for an RMA as soon as I calm down enough not to scream at them.

OK, if this is the good one, I sure as hell won't bother with the competition. I'm off to return a half dozen useless wireless USB adapters now (wrong fourth digit in the serial numbers, I guess). Looks like I should pick up a few more VHS tapes while I'm at it.

Damn.



How 'bout that? Looks like I had time to go into the details, after all. Not like I'm watching recorded TV shows or anything. (And yes, I realize I was just griping here. That's the advantage of having one's own site. And it's called "Turdhead.com;" whattaya want for nothing?

For a followup to this article, see this entry.

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3/2/2005

The issue of Flash Player bundling: A matter of trust

It's great to know that Macromedia monitors these humble blog sites, and it's even better to know that they're concerned about what we have to say. I just received a comment from John Dowdell of Macromedia Support asking me to help clarify my recent post regarding Macromedia's packaging of the Yahoo! Toolbar with the Flash player for certain Web visitors.

After responding to his post, I realized others may not quite understand my position, either (It was classified under "rant" after all), so I figured I'd post his message and my response here. So here we go:

Hi, I'd like to be able to clearly present your concern to my partners, could you check me here, please? How would you rank the following concerns which I could synthesize out of your post?
– Don't like Yahoo
– Gives Java or C++ arguments some ammo
– Not clear of future scope of ways to shift Flash costs from authoring tools to corporations
– Not sure of spyware/malware risks or implications
– Other

(The FAQ on the site advises that the only people who see this must (a) surf IE/Win (b) must click "GetFlash" link instead of the normal ActiveX (c) must not already have Yahoo Toolbar installed. Web search term of "site:macromedia.com yahoo toolbar" brings up more.)

Could you help me to relay your core concerns most effectively? Thanks!

Regards,
John Dowdell
Macromedia Support

And my response, which still may or may not be coherent:

Thanks for the comment, John! It's great to see Macromedia is monitoring the blogs and fielding our questions. In return, I'll do my best to answer yours, too. Hopefully, I'll speak sensibly on each of your points:


How would you rank the following concerns which I could synthesize out of your post?

Don't like Yahoo

This is not an issue at all. In fact, I feel rather sorry for Yahoo in this; I truly wish them no harm, and in fact, I use and enjoy many of their services.

I do wish them good luck with their toolbar, but I hope they'll find better ways of marketing it than packaging it with other company's software. In my mind at least, such arrangements always seem to cheapen my view of both party's wares, as if neither could stand on it's own.

Gives Java or C++ arguments some ammo

It rather does, don't you think? If I can download the Java Virtual Machine WITHOUT the fear of installing "something extra," then, as a business, I'd rather search for Web apps built on THAT technology than attempt to find ones built on something that now seems to be a marketing ploy.

It's the proverbial "slippery slope:" First, the flash player comes bundled with something I'm not interested in otherwise. Why should I not expect the next version to have even more "marketing potential" built in? Will Flash Player 8 feature content-sensitive ad delivery built in?

And no I'm not saying this is the inevitable outcome, but I think you might understand the reason for suspicion. Just about everybody on the Web has faced unwanted advertising, and anything we can do to nip it in the bud is welcome. Once I've paid for Flash MX 2004 Studio Professional and spent time and money developing an application it it, I don't want my potential clients to see MY work as being associated with third-party advertisers.

Not clear of future scope of ways to shift Flash costs from authoring tools to corporations

I'm not sure I understand this, but I think I may have addressed it above. In short, I see the Flash player as the means to deliver new software to the public: a Runtime or Virtual Machine, to be specific. If the runtime itself is being used for marketing purposes, I'll look for one that doesn't.

Not sure of spyware/malware risks or implications

This is probably the main reason for my concern, but it's also the CAUSE of the other concerns listed here.

It's not so much the existence of spyware, but the POTENTIAL of spyware that is raised by this packaging. Until now, I never even entertained the idea that Macromedia would do such a thing. This was naive perhaps, but now I have a hard time imagining that the company WOULDN'T entertain the idea if a "partner" with deep enough pockets came knocking.

In essence, it's a matter of trust between Macromedia, the developers who create apps with its products, and the companies who will rely on both.

Other

As you can see, the problem I have is not with Yahoo or the idea that Macromedia needs to make money, too. But when I develop an application for a client and tell him he'll need to download the latest Flash player from your Web site, I don't want to feel like I'm sending him to FreeIpods.com or some other "GET YOUR FREE GIFT FOR FILLING OUT THIS SURVEY" site. Macromedia is better than that, and I hope it'll stay that way. (Promote Yahoo Toolbar like crazy all over the Macromedia site if you need to, but just don't make my clients feel like they're being asked to download something they wouldn't otherwise.)

Hope this helps, John, and again, thanks for asking!

(VeryVito)
abuse@turdhead.com

Hope this helps others, too!

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