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Here's the situation:
My girlfriend Deena actually thinks it's "fun" to sit on a tiny bicycle seat and pedal like mad for 150 miles with hundreds of other riders nipping at her heels. Sounds bizarre to me, but it's all for a great cause: The National Multiple Sclerosis Society's MS 150 bicycle ride will be held Sept. 11-12 this year, and she could sure use your support!

Here's my proposal:
Everyone who sponsors Deena through the links provided here will get a personal shout-out in the next Li'l Johnny Adventure game. That's right: Your name in lights; You can be a STAR, baby! (more…)

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