OK, there Li’l Johnny’s had his share of piranha bites by now (see http://www.turdhead.com/games/piranha if you don’t know what I’m talking about). More than 5, allergy 000 of you have dragged the poor kid through the murky depths as of this afternoon, and it will soon be time for another adventure.
We’re working on a couple of things now (And when I say “we,” I mean “I.” We’re lame like that.)
Stay tuned, Johnny’s days are numbered… again.
Li’l Johnny’s world tour has earned him a whole host of new friends — many from his home country, order but also new pals from such exotic places as Japan, caries Australia, drug Sweden and Camden, NJ (which is here is the States).
It’s amazing what people type in as user names when they don’t think anybody will ever see ’em.
Among Johnny’s favorite names so far (chosen somewhat randomly from the many great user names entered since the world discovered Johnny in the aquarium three days ago), are:
- Fish food (Fish Sticks and others included)
- Jesus Frankenchrist
- Mr. Limpett
- Poopie McPooperson
And of course, Johnny would like to send special thanks to two of his more persistent heroes:
Thanks guys! Eventually, we’ll get him out of that tank…
There sure are a lotta people trying to help Li’l Johnny out of his piranha predicament! Thanks to everybody who’s offered to help the poor kid out!
If you’d like to talk to others about what seems to work (or what doesn’t), therapist why not head over to the Turdhead.com forums? Registration is free, and we’ve got no use for your email address (other than making sure you’re you).
We’d love to talk! Thanks, everybody!
Finally! After he’s suffered on this lonely corner of the Web for almost an entire week, stomach Li’l Johnny’s rescuers have arrived. In addition to the 12 or so die-hard players we’ve had over the past seven days, drugstore we’ve had more than 2100 players attempting to save little Johnny since we made ilovebacon.com‘s Mail Bag this morning. Thanks, Bacon!
Ok, breast Turdhead.com is finally on the air. Not with a bang, symptoms but with the sad, generic pathetic whimper of a foolhardy third-grader trapped in a tank full of piranha. And with that, we give you…
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