12/5/2004
So far, www.texas-holdem-i.com owes me $27,000
Turdhead.com now has a new advertising policy that we hope will better serve our friends in the spamming community. In the past, we've simply deleted unsolicited advertising from our comments section, but apparently, this has not hampered the spamming community from keeping us busy, regardless. Thus, beginning today, we will glady store and publish ALL commercial messages submitted to our comments board for the reasonable fee of $1,000 per message per day.
Keep in mind that submission of unsolicited commercial advertising constitutes acceptance of this new policy, and billing will commence upon acceptance — NOT upon publication, which will commence only once payment is recieved.
To protect our readers from such nuisance advertising, we will also make every effort to collect on this debt, as we cannot afford to provide storage space for unsolicited ads or provide a free advertising service for cheap, unscrupulous and/or ass-brained Web spam operators (such as those submitting spam for www.texas-holdem-i.com, www.pokerpartyonline.com and several other companies).
Happy holidays, and we look forward to servicing you hard!
–The management
(Of course, valid non-commercial comments are always free and welcome!)
ADDENDUM: This new system works great! Apparently, the folks at www.online-poker-333.com have decided it's worth more than $40,000 for them to advertise on Turdhead.com. As soon as they pay their bill, we look forward to "unhiding" their important messages, too!
ADDENDUM x 2: To see how this spam crap is affecting others, too, take a look at the following blogs as well:
